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| | Paul Kim | | Hey Earl | 14:10 | | What are you wearing for 9/15? | | Are you gonna do semi-casual | eabon | | haha | 14:16 | | probably business cash | | or clubbing cashual | 14:17 | | like a hot dress shirt, jeans and dress shoos | | u know like what u would wear if u go to out on a vegas night or somethin | Paul Kim | | ohh ya | | ok | eabon | | gotta look good | Paul Kim | | lol | | I wasn't sure if I was gonna wear like dress pants | 14:18 | | or jeans | eabon | | hmm i would go jeans, then just bump up the shirt | | and dress shoes too, then just style the hair | | also put make up on | | just a little bit, though | 14:19 | Paul Kim | | lol | 14:20 | | i don't put on makeup! | eabon | | oh | | aiite | | not even just a lil bit? | Paul Kim | | hahaha for what | | like eyeshadow? | 14:21 | eabon | | yea i mean, just some touch-up | | gotta look good right? | Paul Kim | | lol i don't have any of that stuff | eabon | | oh man paul, u gotta get in with it | Paul Kim | | hahaha | eabon | | it's the hot thing right now | | ask phung he knows | Paul Kim | | ya like all the korean pop stars wear make up | eabon | | lol yea | 14:22 | | exactly |
| Paul Kim | | hahaha | eabon | lol paul im just playin guys don't put make up on, that's hella gay |
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| | Shuya Wu | | EARL i am hungry | 11:47 | | eabon | | haha | 11:48 | | it's okay shuya, i think food is comin soon | | i ate some salami earlier this morning | | im so fat | | Shuya Wu | | haha well salami for breakfirst | | ? | | eabon | | i am seriously like the fattest person in acg | 11:49 | | so sad | | Shuya Wu | | no you are not | | i think k.p is bigger | | haha | | eabon | | lol | | he's bigger, but he probably has a lot of muscle | | i don't have muscle, i just have fat | | Shuya Wu | | well you need fat first, then convert it to muscle | 11:50 | | no fat, no mucscle | | that is the rule | | eabon | | haha | | yea easier said than done | | Shuya Wu | | come on earl, haha, | | eabon | | none of my fat ever gets converted into muscle, cuz i jsut sit in the office all day | | Shuya Wu | | haha i know, sad huh? | 11:51 | | well at least you can run at home while watching tv | | make it part of ur life | | then it should be fine | | btw how was ur weekend | 11:52 | | eabon | | it was a very fat-tastic weekend, i went on an eating spree, went to buffets, ate bigass burritos, wow good game | 11:53 | | Shuya Wu | | haha ic, eating spree? what is that? | | eabon | | lol just like an eating bonanza | 11:54 | | like eating w/o caring | | Shuya Wu | | haha ic, welll now you need to avoid that |
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| last post tonight yeaaaahhhhh im on a streak...
so i have a confession to make....
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i have been obsessed with MAGIC THE GATHERING
god this shit is like the devil who sells crack
that is all i will post about this cuz i dont wanna embarass myself more than i already did
but you get the gisssssttt
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| yeah yeah yeah
look at me im postin......like old timez
man those days werr gooood
but now times have changed
i gotz me a job, a lubster, and even a prius
yep looks like i got all i need and u kno what im lucky to have it
but yea if u saw my last post, im in dangerz of losing it all cuz im so fuckin lazy
so yea my treadmill. man i better use it cuz wooahaoaoaohahaoah i weight myself jesus fucking christ oh god (forgive me) i am like 300pounds (if you saw my treadmill post, i weigh just as much as the treadmil, also the treadmill has the warning sign that says: "if you are over 275 pounds, you shouldn't be using this treadmill" yah that gets me concerned.
every time i run i swear the whole apartment shakes. i also see the lights around dimming here and there. it gets me concerned cuz the ceillings are very thin, so im afraid that 600 pounds of ass bouncing up and down concetrated in one spot isn't very safe.
but yea for reals I NEED TO SAVE MYSELF OR ELSE I WILL DIE OF FATNESS
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| ahh.....life.......
y'all know how it izzz...
lesseee.....what's goin on right now in mine!??!?!?
1) my lubster. she's my one and only and i love her and i'm not afraid to say it to the whole fucking world so y'all listen. she brings joy and happiness to my life and without her i will probably jump off evans hall like those math freaks....
2) my job. yea it's great but man am i so fuckin lazy. so yea get this, i have like a huge pile of shit to do on my desk. guess what, i surf the internet. yep, then friday comes along and i'm like oh shit i gotta turn these in today, so i work on it till midnight and come home really late.
3) the conflict between 1 and 2. me coming home late means my lubster is not happy.
4) the problem: I AM SO FUCKING LAZY
omfg what the fuck happened to me?!?!?1?
i've been doing so good and lately i've been in the mode where im about to throw it all away.
wow snap i better snap out of it soon or else i will lose everything i have
*yea snap out of it you mother fucking piece of shit go motivate yourself you fat lazy fucking piece of shit bastard
yea im talking to you you fucking slow ass mother fucker who can't do shit but surf internet allday long instead of doing work so u can have a good life with your lubster. yea im talking to you who's so fucking fat that you can't even see your fucking dick. yea im talkin to you who better find some kind of motivation to get back up on your feet before you lose everything you have worked for and have.
GET UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
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